Never fuck with Baphomet
The Nine Satanic Statements, The Nine Satanic Sins, The Eleven Satanic Rules of The Earth; Anton Szandor LaVey.
Illustrations by Draconis Blackthorne.
’ Do not harm little children’ fuck, Satan is a lot more decent than god.
Hail Satan.
This is why Lucifer means “Light Bringer”. He enlightens us.
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
*converts to Satanism*
it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…
1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there
4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy
5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal
6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved
7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9: Do not harm young children.
10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’
I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:
Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.
Well that is true for LaVeyan Satanists are atheist, but there are theistic Satanists, so yes, some do worship Satan.
I’m not a Satanist myself so I couldn’t tell you too much about it, but if you asked around I’m sure you could find some theistic Satanists if you want to learn about that~
Radio Blue Heart presents TALES FROM THE PUBLIC DOMAIN!
Episode 57: Santa Claus!
The 1959 train wreck of a film from Mexico! Santa Claus battles Mr. Pitch, one of Satan’s less than competent minions so that all the little boys and girls have a Merry Christmas!
Well… except the poor ones…
Once again this film is PUBLIC DOMAIN and not copyright protected in the US at least. You can make and sell your own DVD of it, download it, show it for free or for profit. Or remix it or use it for stock footage
Members of Mexico’s Angelito Negro Cult Believe the Devil Will Protect Them
A few weeks back, we featured a story on Mexico’s Santa Muerte followers by New Zealand photographer Erin Lee. While shooting Santa Muerte, a cult associated with violence and crime that is said to be the fastest-growing religion in the world, she came across a stranger and lesser-known sect called Angelito Negro. We spoke to her about the “devil cleansings” she witnessed.
VICE: What is Angelito Negro about?
Erin Lee: Angelito Negro basically translates to “Black Angel.” It’s a sculpture of this black angel dressed in a mariachi outfit and holding tequila, except he’s a devil with massive horns. What we were told about Angelito Negro is that you shouldn’t use the Devil as an excuse to do bad things and say, “Oh, the Devil made me do it.” The Devil only exists to judge whether you get through to heaven or hell when you die. He’s there to judge you, not to push you into bad things. So it’s different from Satanism.What happened during the Devil cleansing that you photographed?
They put a woman in a circle of fire and made these four symbols out of salt. Then they cut all these lines in her back. We were told that the symbols represented the four portal doors to the invocation of the summoning of the supernatural. And then they drew the same symbols that she’s standing in the middle of with her own blood on her back. After that they threw salt and alcohol all over the wound—the whole thing probably only lasted 20 minutes.
