Die, hipster. Die.

I was at the comic shop the other day to pick up my books for this week. The only one that came it was this month’s “My Little Pony”. The clerk hands it to me and we shared our thoughts on it as she is a fan too.

Just then two greasy hipsters came into the shop. One of them saw what I had and scoffed dismissively. “My Little Pony? uhuh!”

I immediately turned on my heel and looked that fucker in the eye and said,

“You can call me a faggot for reading ‘My Little Pony’, but you better be God damned prepared to back it up, you son of bitch!”

He was taken aback. I was prepared to kick the shit out of him right then and there. “Dude! Sorry!”

And then his little buddy said “Why would you call out a brony in the middle of a comic shop?!”

And together, they beat a hasty retreat, and I did not have to beat him like I was his daddy or pull my knife.

I like My Little Pony. What of it, mother fucker?

This is what Luna did on the moon for 1000 years.

Found this on DA by an artist called CSImadmax. Her stuff is fucking hilarious!

Being MLP, Atreyu and Artax are species swapped.

For the life of me, I cannot remember where I found this or who drew it, but they are geniuses and should be sought out.

I love MLP/horror movie cross overs. This one especially because it it a reference to “Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood”, in which a girl named Tina, who has psychic powers, accidentally resurrects Jason Voorhees from the bottom of Crystal Lake.

Lost comics.

I guess another thing that went wrong is Plan 9 comics lost my comics again. Apparently two whole “ ‘68” series came and went as did a “FUBAR” special, and those idiots never ordered them let alone pull them for me. I had to train that new kid who works their to pull fucking “My Little Pony” for me after the last debacle.

“What do you mean you didn’t pull it for me? I have a subscription through you assholes for it!”

“Oh,Yeah. Wow. It was really popular and sold out quick. Sorry, dude.”

“That is why I subscribed to it!!! So I was guaranteed to get one!”

But I wrote enough about that in an earlier blog. I just had to vent about it. Again.

This is a My Little Pony animatic (test animation) set to the song “Come Little Children” and starring Princess Luna.

Even though this is not the finished work, it is incredibly beautiful. I found it when Equestria Daily named it one of the best pony videos of 2012. I am inclined to agree. Luna whisks away three orphans in something reminiscent of Yeats’s poem “The Stolen Child”.