It is true! The gun is not my wife! But how like a woman it is! Like a woman, my gun needs constant attention, tender care and careful grooming to work at its best! And like a woman, my small, smooth, well designed gun can deliver a sting that all men fear! Yes! This gun is my wife! She is polished… true! Why do you flinch from my wife?
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| — | “Kill” by Harvey Kurtzman, Two-Fisted Tales |
