batsinthebasement:

Tumblr on We Heart It.

willcub:

Image 1:  It’s time for my breakfast.

Image 2:   WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!   

“Live, damn it! Live!”

He is CPR trained.

smileforbeingalive:

ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

moisturize me

The egg speaks to me… It says to KILL!

nazrigar:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Being Jerks (Part 1) [via]

Previously: Animal Photobombs

Here, have some laughs to brighten the day

Mostly cats

“We knew the world would not be the same. …few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture… Vishnu…takes on his multi-armed form and says, ‘Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.’”

- J. Robert Oppenheimer

“History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.”

-Blue Oyster Cult

Owls are surprisingly comical animals.

demonsee:

Godzilla’s secret thoughts.

Because the King of the Monsters doesn’t take shit from anyone!