LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.
holy shit i am so reading this wtf
is this where hussies going with kanaya
me gusta this fact.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES PEOPLE
THERE’S A WEB SERIES
CARMILLA: NOW WITH 100% LESS GROSS PATHOLOGIZATION OF FEMALE SEXUALITY IN GENERAL AND SAPPHISM IN PARTICULAR. AND 100% MORE UNIVERSITIES STRAIGHT OUT OF NIGHT VALE EXCEPT IN AUSTRIA.
THE LADY-LOVING IS CANON. THE FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE STRONG.THE NON-BINARY CHARACTER IS PRESENT AND BADASS.
HERE’S EPISODE 1 OF 36 IT’S LIKE TWO HOURS ALL TOLD GO WATCH IT

