>Pharaoh’s story © Octane<
1. [Signpost]: [Kingdom of the dead]
(Heru): You just can see literally anything here…
(Pharaoh): Where are you dragging me?
What’s happening?
I want to go back!
2.(Anubis): Heru, please, explain him the situation. Make him calm down.
3.(Heru): You have died, your organs were cut out and placed into canopic jars…
4.(Anubis): Now, you have “calmed” him?!
And how could we take him to the kingdom of the dead now?
He will ruin all our reputation!
5.(Heru): Don’t worry. We’ll make everything at our best.
6.(Heru): To the Kingdom of the dead, o mighty pharaoh!
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1. [signpost] Registry office
(Heru): Hello, Thoth! We brought a newcomer. Sign him up.
(Thoth): Quiet! There’s Min rambling around nearby…
2.(Thoth): This pervert was molesting me again!
Today he raped five ushabtis, three goddesses and one god.
Heru, I need to change job really soon…
3.(Thoth): Oh gods, here he is!
4.(Min): Leeet’s f*ck! I’ll f*ck everything that moves!
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1.(Thoth): There were days when I was less lucky and Min caught me…
(Anubis): Kill me please. I need a vacation.
2.(Osiris): What a cute mummy! But why he’s all trembling?
3.(Aset): Who did you bring here, Thoth?
That’s Aekhnaten!!
(Thoth): Aekhnaten?!
4.(Thoth): Where were you looking, bunglers?! He is the pharaoh who established the cult of that motherf*cker Aten!
5.(Aten): I have heard everything.
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1.(Thoth): Cut his dick off!
(Aekhnaten): Oh, father Aten! Don’t leave me! Give me your hands that bring life to everything on earth!
(Aten): Sorry, buddy. I’m out of shape now. And still need to appease your wife…
2.(Osiris) Hey, don’t be like sumerians. Give that guy a chance! May be he will turn to good. Let’s weight him on the scales of Truth!
3.[signpost] Scales of Truth
(Anubis): Maat! How many times I asked you not to swing on the scales of Truth?
4.(Anubis): Can I borrow your feather for a moment.
5.(Anubis): Call the patient!
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1.(Thoth): Sorry, your canopic jar was lost, we have to weight yourself.
2.(Thoth): Guilty!
3.(Anubis): Hey, Ammit! A tasty sinner in the studio!
(Ammit): Yummy! Yummy!
4. <striking out names: Aekhnaten, Ramses…>
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1.(Thoth): Ok, we sorted out that pharaoh issue. But I got a feeling that something is missing…
2.(Seth): Die, Osiris!
3. (*with clear South Park reference*)
(Aset): Oh my god he killed Osiris!
(Heru): Bastard!
(Thoth): The end, now…
Since that last photo set went so well here is another, this time with my Bast plush. It was made by Toy Vault and I got it from Amazon.
Here is Anubis again, too.
Last judgment of Hu-Nefer
Hu Nefer’s tomb at Thebes, Egypt, 19th Dynasty, ca. 1290–1280 BCE
The rituals of the cult of Osiris are recorded in the so-called Book of the Dead, a collection of spells and prayers. Illustrated papyrus scrolls, some as long as 70 feet, containing these texts were the essential equipment of the tombs of well-to-do persons in Egypt. The scroll of Hu-Nefer, the royal scribe and steward of Seti I, was found in his tomb in the Theban necropolis and represents the final judgment of the deceased.
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