casteilnovak

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

nudityandnerdery

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

ladynero815

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

submariet

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

rectumofglory

nslayton

He’s also Ian Fleming’s cousin, and the two were a part of the SOE (Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare together), AND a descendant of Charlemagne. He’s been Dracula, Frankenstein’s Creature, and the Mummy.

He is the epitome of awesome.