"Aw, did you want to truly enjoy our latest Zelda game like you did in 2017? Well that's too damn bad, instead we, Nintendo, are going to have shown our hand (again) at being a megacorporation that needs to cease existing weeks before the release, permanently souring the mood about our products [if you buy from us you're doing yourself a disservice. Pirating from us is the morally correct choice]. Additionally we're going to take every critique you've ever seen leveed at breath of the wild and turn the relevant factor up to 11 to really rub in the fact that you can never go back to 2017 and the world has only gotten worse since then." - John Nintendo of the Nintendo corporation, 2023
Mind filling me and everyone else ignorant of the relevant topic in on some details? It's not like I doubt any of this, we all know it to be true, however I would like to know what Nintedo the fuck did this time.
For the crime of being the pr guy for a group that makes modding chips for Nintendo products, this person spent 3 years in prison and has to pay 30% of his income to Nintendo for the rest of his life in "reparations"