thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Republicans continue to be utterly apalled by consensual sex…maybe that’s why so many of them like Roy Moore, Donald Trump, Matt Gaetz and Brett Kavanaugh prefer the alternative >.>

“In actuality, butt plugs are not currently available at CVS or Target at the time of reporting”

That’s a shame, because I think they absolutely should be

As long as the sale of them there doesn’t undercut the profits of dedicated sex toy stores, which are some of my favorite kind of stores <3

I swear every time I see these puritanical Helen Lovejoy cunts bitching and whining about stuff like this I’m like “No wonder these assholes are all so fucking miserable…maybe if they weren’t such pathetic repressed prudes and actually went out and got fucked properly they wouldn’t be such a bunch of miserable bigoted bastards”