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If there was a God or Gods who were anti-LGBTQ I would think they were absolute cunts as well so I really don’t give a shit who this bitch speaks for or claims to speak for.

If God told me that being LGBTQ was wrong I would tell God to their face that I utterly despised them right back.

And if God were to send me to Hell for being queer or Trans I would pledge my eternal and undying loyalty to Satan themself

The nonsense that this shrill insufferable cunt was babbling is deeply hilarious to me so to share some of the most comically brainless drooling that she shrieked out:

““I speak on behalf of God almighty, my husband, the daughter in my womb and every law abiding God fearing taxpaying citizen here in Maury County,” she says.”

I don’t give a fuck about any of the utterly worthless people she just brought up and neither does anyone else with a brain in their head because none of them remotely matter, so I’m not sure why she thinks anyone gives a fuck here

Funniest part of it for me was:

“Every law abiding, God fearing, taxpaying citizen”

So your speaking on behalf of a herd of brainless sheep here. Hate to tell you this but not even a farmer cares what cattle have to say 

““There can not be perversion in this county, this country… We moved here from Indiana to start our family.”

Again, I really don’t give a fuck about this cunts tedious and utterly worthless life and I certainly don’t give a shit if she and whatever idiot she found with low enough standards to marry her are making the mistake of trying to breed

““I will not raise kids in a county that has sexual oriented books on the counter.””

In that case I suggest this dumb Nazi bitch fucks off to Russia

It’s always so funny to me when bigots like this neo-nazi oxygen thief say shit like this

Like is her saying “I don’t want to live in a county like this!” meant to make people think they should change to keep her around?

Like

We don’t want you living here

We want you to fuck off

If someone like this creature told me that they couldn’t stand something I was doing I would do it even more entirely because making them miserable would make me smile

“But she continues to rant: “We need to stand together and open our eyes and understand that God’s judgement is for Christians and non-Christians.””

No it isn’t

““And the fear of the lord if it is not upon you it will be upon you in hell.””

Given that Hell doesn’t exist that would be pretty difficult

But I can assure this cunt that anyone who has ever had the misfortune of listening to the shrill brainless wailing that comes out of that shrieking hole she calls a mouth has already felt like they’ve experienced hell because an eternity of torment in whatever fictional Scary Barbecue she thinks exists could never compare to the torment of having to listen to the drivel she shits out of her mouth for even a minute

“By the end of her rant she declares she won’t let her children be raised in a county that have “sexual oriented books”.”

Thankfully, decisions like that are not up to her or any of her kind.

““Understand that you serve our country second. You serve our God, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob first,” she concludes.”

This is the funniest shit this moron said because I don’t serve either and have no desire or interest in serving either or indeed anyone or anything other than my own personal wants and desires, because I can assure you that is the only thing I remotely care about in this life or any other.

The only “Serving” I’m interested in hearing about is when the cocktail waiter serves me a fresh Cosmo