“ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?” uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately
Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”
1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?
2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to
3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave
Also:
So, ya know.
Read the rest of the article… ,“ the Institute for Justice explains. A big chunk of that 2014 deposit, for instance, was the $1.7 billion Bernie Madoff judgment, most of which flowed back to the victims”. Key words “back to the victims” So, ya know.
thats dope. im reading the article and it says here instead of stealing roughly 5 billion dollars from civilians in 2014, they rightfully seized 1.7 billion from a ponzi scheme, and then stole a measly 3.3 billion dollars from civilians (compared to the gargantuan 3.5 billion dollars lost to burglary). why are half the posts on your blog porn?
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