ever wanted to know what your epithet would be if you were a character in greek mythology? now you can! you could be the next wine-dark sea, or maybe you’ll be unlucky and end up as the phallic gecko, because everything is possible in greek mythology
“strong-greaved god”
What is a greave?? (googles) Wait, I have sick calves?? Hell yeah I do, y'all can get this info about me for free!!
“lion-hearted spearman” Uh, okay…