chernobog13:

Sure, I know we’re all pressed for time these days.  You might not be able to squeeze in a viewing of a feature film whilst juggling your responsibilities at work, 4 ½ hours of sleep a night, and your budding career as a competitive crochet artist on Tin Tok.

I’ve got you covered!  

Instead of spending 78 viewing the cinematic masterpiece that is Gorgo, the world’s only Irish kaiju, you can read the comic adaptation of the film in a mere five.  

Go ahead!  You’ll be glad you did!

I know, I know: we’re halfway  through a kaiju story and are only just seeing the kaiju.  Don’t worry, though: after a short potty and snack break we’ll be seeing a lot more of the little rascal!

All right, let’s get back to the kaiju shenanigans!

Wowza!  What story, huh?

Let that be a lesson to younext time you’re thinking of snatching a wee baby kaiju for fun and profit.  You don’t want the wee lad’s mam to come a’callin’!