gotterhag:

elevenquietseas:

retroactivebakeries:

radiofreederry:

You will never be John McAfee bitch

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

ALT

1. beautiful, poetic and powerful encapsulation of the exact right vibe
2. you good bud?

why did the tag story give me a boner