In a revelation that surprises absolutely no one, it's been revealed that Elon Musk exposed himself to a SpaceX flight attendent, and tried to proposition her for sex. The company paid her $250k to keep quiet.

Oh, and all SpaceX flight attendents are apparently pressured to become licensed masseuses on their own dime just to cater to Musk and his rich buddies.

This is why he's been tweeting about "incoming political attacks" against him. He knew this was about to break, and wanted to frame it as part of a plot to discredit him.