Thinking about the Ancient Egyptians who would take their baboon to market, so the baboon could test the fruit to make sure it was ripe and maybe attack other patrons
basket: woven
figs: out
baboon: on the looseI am forcibly removed from the market place
It’s funny because the market guards would also have baboons and would just sic them on anyone they thought was stealing. So the sentence ‘mauled by baboons at the local market for looking at a lettuce suspiciously’ is entirely in line with reality.
GET 'IM BOYS
Pokemon
#that doesn’t sound right but i don’t know enough about ancient egyptian markets to dispute it
*muffled screaming*
I’ve sourced this so many times now, but here we go again
I swear to people that I cannot possibly fake a tomb scene from the tomb of Tepermankh. 🎶I am not that good at lying🎶
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What do you mean ancient Egyptians? We still do that!
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