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““I am proud to sign SB 1503, the Oklahoma Heartbeat Act into law,” Stitt, a Republican, said in a tweet with photographs of him signing the legislation. “I want Oklahoma to be the most pro-life state in the country because I represent all four million Oklahomans who overwhelmingly want to protect the unborn.”  “

Imagine thinking that claiming your state is full of brainless  and utterly fucking worthless good for nothing deranged  morons who think they should force the world to bow to the delusional fantasy stories in their heads is something to brag about

It would be like someone declaring that the North Pole must be protected to keep Santa and his elves safe

I kid of course, the two aren’t the same

There’s a chance that Santa and his elves exist

Which is more than can be said for the batshit lie of “Life begins at conception” ever being true no matter how loudly and shrilly these imbeciles shriek about it

Now I’m not saying that I think everyone who is pro-life is a delusional moronic fuckwit who doesn’t deserve respect or tolerance. I’m saying it’s a fact that everyone who is pro-life is a delusional moronic fuckwit who doesn’t deserve respect or tolerance, not an opinion