Philolegos - Roman jokes (4)
“Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says, ‘Professor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: 'I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself.’”
“An intellectual was on a sea voyage when a big storm blew up, causing his slaves to weep in terror. ‘Don’t cry,’ he consoled them, ‘I have freed you all in my will'” .
“A wife-hater is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks, 'Who is it who rests in peace here?’, he answers, 'Me, now that I’m rid of her!’”
Philolegos, love of laughter (4th century CE)
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