last-to-the-orgy

posttexasstressdisorder

Yup.  Local version:  Grocery Outlet (discount grocery) sleeve of garlic.  The garlic itself is grown 60 miles or so to the south in Gilroy, California.  Hi, y’all!  But wait...that garlic was packed into that little plastic netting sleeve in (looks at notes) Florida.  Then it was shipped BACK to California to here in EastBay for sale.  Tah-DAH!  Massive wtf.  Hideously, GARISHLY out of whack.  This is not natural.