espanolbot2

Welp, you know what this means!

*begins plotting out Winnie the Pooh vs Dracula*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 Going to protect the 100 Acre Wood from his vampiric shenanigans <3

macko-99

*sees the king of vampires in the 100 acre wood*

Oh bother.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 Hugs these talking animals protectively <3

cydonian-mystery

“Soon my little Pooh, your cravings for honey shall subside to your cravings… FOR BLOOD!”

“Oh, d-d-d-dear…”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Luckily he will be VAMPIRE PROOF because he is a silly little billy all stuffed with fluff <3

Nothing for Dracula to bite! <3

cydonian-mystery

*nods wisely* This is true!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The hero we need :D