You know what else is loud? The clap of Senwosret's chiselled thighs as he goes to the White Chapel.
brb kidnapping him to the marshes
THIGHS
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. YOU WILL GO INTO THE MARSHES
u guys r talking about thighs instead of the other guy’s long skinny schlong?
Ithyphallic** god Min. God of Fertility and Harvest. Always got his dick out to demonstrate this. Senwosret places himself next to Min to demonstrate virility.
In summary: God dick intangible. King is showing of his abs and thighs as a huge signpost of 'this dick works and is available'.
**Ithyphallic means 'dicks out'