Are any of y'all aware that there's been four zebras loose in the Maryland suburbs for a month?
Seriously I cannot believe everyone isn't talking about this.
One Month Later, Five Escaped Zebras Are Still Roaming the Suburbs of Maryland A long way from their native environment of Africa, these free-roaming zebras seem to like the grass in Maryland just fine Smithsonian MagazineI feel like I'm going insane. There's been five (not Four!) Zebras in Maryland unaccounted for and no one is talking about this.
Better yet, they’ve split into two groups - a duo and a trio - and if they survive the winter, which is entirely likely, professional opinion is that this could be the start of a Maryland zebra population.