A story in six parts
Josh is like “I have an immune system! I don’t need no vaccine. You can’t make me wear a mask. I ain’t scared. Oh shit now I’m scared.” (dies)
Josh Britt. Fucked around. Found out.
[ID: Facebook posts by Josh G Britt: Apr 29: Photo of a white man with a beard. Frame says “I have an immune system.” Aug 20: SpongeBob meme with a scary monster looming over two SpongeBobs. Monster = “Delta variant”. Bored looking SpongeBob = “Me.” Scared SpongeBob = “People who watch CNN.” Aug 20: “I am way more scared of Joe Biden in the White House than I am of COVID-19. Who else agrees?” Aug 23: “Y’all calling me SELFISH for not wearing a MASK, but y’all forgot you guys left people without toilet paper, water, BABIES without baby milk, BABY wipes, canned food, etc. It was Every MAN for their own back in March now all of a sudden y’all CARE about other PEOPLE. Sep 3: “Well people i’m in the er with covid. They cant get my O2 levels to stay up about 60% so now they talking about moving to icu and putting me on a vent. I am so scared. Can everyone please say a prayer for me” Sep 11: “This is his wife Mary Ann my husband just pass away this morning please say a pray for me and my family please he was a great man he ment the world to me and his kids... Rip josh I love you and I will miss you baby”]
Oh yeah, apparently this is A Thing That Is Happening. Did you see the post I put up about the last one I found?
[ID: Comment by @kaoticspoonie “Why does the wife's death announcement look like she is about to throw a party tho”]
the venn diagram of people who hoarded toilet paper and people who are still diligent about wearing masks now is 2 circles on 2 separate sheets of paper