Straight couple: *kissing*

Y’all: um wow can you not cause uh gays exist homophobe >:(

Gay people live in constant fear that any form of PDA may lead to their untimely death. In some cases, it has. Yet, I watch straight people bump and grind eachother at prom and…nobody says anything. I’ve watched straight people play tonsil hockey on the train and…nobody says anything. I held my boyfriend’s hand once… and someone asked me to stop because “There are kids here.”

I think making a little nihilistic joke is fine.