ironychan:

STEW OF THE MOON BEAST

• Oh, a lot of things… (1 can Hunt’s diced tomatoes)
• Chicken (2 cooked chicken breasts cut into bite-sized pieces, 1 can Campbell’s cream of chicken soup, 2 cups chicken broth)
• Corn (1 package Green Giant Baby Blend frozen mixed vegetables)
• Green Peppers (1 diced green bell pepper)
• Chili (1 teaspoon chili powder)
• *sigh*
• Onions (1 small red onion, diced)

In a saucepan or large wok, warm a little olive oil and sautee onions and green peppers in it until they start to soften. Add cooked chicken, broth, soup, and chili. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for ten minutes. Add tomatoes and vegetables. Cook for thirty minutes. It’s a great stew. Maybe somebody will ask you what’s in it, and you can tell them, oh, a lot of things…