you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory