Like five years ago I saw a post on this website that was like “unfollow me if you support Trump or if you are Trump” and I’ve been on-again off-again remembering that post ever since for just the confident, unironic, completely serious implication from OP that Donald Trump himself may not only be on tumblr, but that he might very well be following your pastel Undertale RP blog burdening you with the responsibility of informing him he’s not welcome there.

All that to say that post has now skyrocketed to the forefront of my mind as tumblr fast approaches becoming the last social media platform to ban him. I’m gonna check my follower list and find tumblr user notrealdonaldtrump rooting through my garbage because he liked my hot anime takes and gravity falls gifs and im gonna have to chase him out with a broom