things that happened today, jan 6 2021, not in order:

• georgia flipped blue, giving democrats hold of the senate
• christian tax evader (don’t ask) took one frame of a phil vischer (veggietales creator) video out of context and decided vischer was bullying him. vischer told him, and i’m paraphrasing here, to shut his whore mouth and educate himself
• drumpf supporters stormed the senate building where they were meeting to discuss if there was voter fraud. the cops let them in and took selfies with them. there were guns involved and someone is dead, 13 arrested. everyone is pissed as fuck
• drumpf and pence broke up because of this, pence “worst person i know made an excellent point” doesn’t think violence is the answer
• twitter suspended the fucking president drumpf
• kanye west might’ve fucked jeffree star

in conclusion;