My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before
This is killing me I love her
i'm sorry but you named your horse WHAT
Their names are Chicken Nugget and Squidward, like in the Bible
As a seminary dropout, I confirm these names
@horse-is-a-horse-of-course