rezdogs:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

sometimes i remember that the CIA sent a woman to kill castro and instead she changed her mind and slept with him instead. imagine the CIA to fund your trip to cuba so you could fuck castro. legend.

She was given two botulism-toxin pills to drop in Castro’s drink, so her story goes. Just one would kill him in 30 seconds, but she got cold feet.

“I knew the minute I saw the outline of Havana I couldn’t do it,” she told Vanity Fair, describing her emotions on landing in the Cuban capital.

“He leaned over, pulled out his .45, and handed it to me,” she recounted. “He didn’t even flinch. And he said, ‘You can’t kill me. Nobody can kill me.’ And he kind of smiled and chewed on his cigar … I felt deflated. He was so sure of me. He just grabbed me. We made love.”