answered:
salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!
they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!
they can’t help it, they’re just babey.
Jus a lil creacher <3
Would this be the starting point for Jeff the Land Shark?
GASP
This is their secret origin! :D
OP this is the exact opposite of a cursed fact
Blessed fact!