frosty3thefrostening:

allycattiny:

iwilleatyourenglish:

jelloapocalypse:

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koroleva-dvastolba:

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[Image text from a novel:

“I like your mother. You have your mother’s breasts.”

“Her breasts.”

“Great stand-up tits,” he said.]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

Tumblr’s literary analysis skills are best summed up by the fact that “he could feel the glucose entering his cells” was not enough to tip tens of thousands of people off that this was not an interaction meant to be taken at face value.