and for love of god please STOP pulling it down under your nose

This is outdated information!

Research from the World Health Organization released on June 1st reveals that in small distances (1 meter) between people, the following transmission rates are more accurate:

This looks grim, but the research also shows that for each additional meter of distance the transmission rate is decreased by half. So if two people are wearing masks 2 meters (6 feet) away, there is only a 1.5% transmission rate.