Anonymous
asked: Eagles cannot be cursed right? 👀 They're full of charisma, no curse whatsoever RIGHT?!
answered:
sorry pal Bald Eagles in particular lead a life of crime! they prefer to scavenge or straight-up steal prey from other predators instead of hunting themselves when they can get away with it, so a Bald Eagle’s day looks less like “majestic intimidating sky predator’ and more like:
6am: steal fish from Osprey
11am: steal fish from another Eagle
3pm: steal rabbit from Red Fox
6pm: steal fish from fucking Sea Lion
8pm: steal fish from human
they will gank your sandwich right out of your hand if they think there might be fish in it. watch out!
Ah, what a fitting mascot for our great country.