[Monster 1000, everyone! I think! In updating my indices, I found that that’s harder to pin down than I had thought, what with templates, multiple monsters in one entry, and non-monster but game mechanics posts. But I’ll be treating this as Monster 1000 because even if it isn’t officially, it’s darn close.
I figured I would commemorate the milestone with a monster that embodies the Codex somewhat. I’ve been thinking about how to do it for a while (since around monster 900 or so). I was eventually inspired by some of the major themes of the blog. There’s a lot of dinosaurs and a lotoffiends around here. So here’s a patron for them both. The Supreme Monstrosity originally appeared in the Dinosaurs Attack! series of super-violent trading cards (seriously, be aware if you’re going to click through the source link) as the leader of an army of time-displaced, ferociously murderous prehistoric beasts.]
Infernal Duke, Saurafer CR 26 LE Outsider This orange scaled horror is a
bipedal reptilian humanoid taller than a giant. Its skull is swollen and
features a crown of horns and six eyes. Its arms end in muscular paws,
leathery wings grow from its back, and its tail ends in an immense spiked club.
Saurafer Devil Dinosaur, the Supreme
Monstrosity Concerns
dinosaurs, competitions of strength, savagery Domains
Evil, Law, Scalykind, Strength Subdomains
Devil, Ferocity, Judgment, Saurian Worshipers
evil druids, reptilian humanoids, gladiators Minions
fiendish and half-fiend dinosaurs, horned devils, stygionyx Unholy
Symbol a fanged maw biting a globe Favored
Weapon heavy flail (or natural weapons) Obedience
win a competition of strength. If you are alone, spend 1 hour writing
an argument about why one individual or creature would win in a fight with
another one. Gain a +4 profane bonus on Intimidate checks, and add 4 to the DC
needed to successfully intimidate you. Boons
1: rage 1/day; 2: mass bull’s strength 1/day; 3: extended frightful aspect1/day
Saurafer,
the Supreme Monstrosity, is an infernal duke who rules over violent
competitions of strength. He is perhaps the physical embodiment of the doctrine
of “might makes right”, and seeks forever to test his power against other
creatures. His chosen species are dinosaurs, which he sees as emblems of
ferocity and power. Saurafer delights in pitting creatures against each other,
especially dinosaurs against creatures of other eras and worlds, in order to
see who is the superior. He is a sore winner, but an even sorer loser. He
despises birds, as they are a reminder that in many worlds, dinosaurs succeeded
not by becoming larger and stronger, but smaller and more intelligent.
As to be
expected of the patron of savage combat, Saurafer is an absolute terror on the
battlefield. He toys with weaker foes, using his fear abilities to send them
scattering and then picking them off one by one. Those that resist are blasted
with spells and breath weapons. If all else fails, Saurafer flies into a savage
rage, which rarely ends until either he or his enemies are slain. Although he
delights in one-on-one battles, if he fights multiple foes at once, he evens
the odds by summoning devils and dinosaurs to aid him, or even uses animal shapes to turn devils into
dinosaurs and improve their melee abilities.
Saurafer
stalks the blighted realm of Avernus, single-handedly destroying armies that
attempt to make a foothold in Hell and testing the forces of other infernal
dukes. He is an example of a malabranche promoted, as he was successful in
dragging an entire planet into the clutches of Hell. He hopes to someday repeat
this performance, and is looking for ways of summoning and controlling enough
dinosaurs at once to invade a whole world. Although he is not terribly
intelligent by the standards of the hosts of Hell, he does not tolerate
condescension, and is a shrewd judge of character. He has eaten at least one
malebranche who did not show him proper respect.
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