It's suddenly clear to me that I have been living my life wrong
Protesting going to the beach by.... going to the beach.
Also, itʻs 90 fucking degrees out. Whoʻs gonna come rescue him when he gets heatstroke in that getup?
Fucking Florida. Even when people try to get it right, they still get it wrong.
Pretty sure no one is going to try to get close to them. And presumably they know their own level of heat tolerance; I doubt that they're going to be laying out in the sun for an hour.