The people protesting to open businesses up don’t want to go back to work, they want *you* to go back to work so they can go to a movie or a restaurant.
New plan…
If you choose to disregard stay-at-home orders because you care more about the stock market than you do about human lives then we get to report you to your health and life insurance providers.
Congrats Karen! You got your $20 haircut and it only cost you $36,000 in medical bills and the loss of your life insurance policy! But at least you showed up those Libs, huh?