fucker should start drinking them all.

God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:

He thought about it more. “I honestly feel like it’s a public service,” he added. “I’m being paid for my public service.

Someone find this dude.

Rob that fucker of every bottle

I read that article and was inarticulately angry, I’m glad someone else got it to tumblr first. 

Adding this.  Because it made me very very happy.

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