I was at the comic shop the other day to pick up my books for this week. The only one that came it was this month’s “My Little Pony”. The clerk hands it to me and we shared our thoughts on it as she is a fan too.

Just then two greasy hipsters came into the shop. One of them saw what I had and scoffed dismissively. “My Little Pony? uhuh!”

I immediately turned on my heel and looked that fucker in the eye and said,

“You can call me a faggot for reading ‘My Little Pony’, but you better be God damned prepared to back it up, you son of bitch!”

He was taken aback. I was prepared to kick the shit out of him right then and there. “Dude! Sorry!”

And then his little buddy said “Why would you call out a brony in the middle of a comic shop?!”

And together, they beat a hasty retreat, and I did not have to beat him like I was his daddy or pull my knife.

I like My Little Pony. What of it, mother fucker?