*made

well you’re in luck bud, because i used to operate a forge back in the day. here’s how it’s done:

scope out a hot one (if you cannot find one in the wild, homemade is fine)

gentle love tap

dunk in sword oil. this adds flavor to the blade.

it has been a long day. massage.

tuck. him. in. 

manicure

finished. give to wife.