thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Hal Jordan here, bravely employing the “Can’t someboy else do it?” method of crime fighting by having a magic statue do all the fighting for him

Truly he is the Greatest Green Lantern Of Them All

k-illustration-studios

This is hilariously and bizarrely a tradition apparently. :)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The best thing about this cover is that in the first one at least, Hal is using the extremely vaguely defined powers of a Green Lantern ring to bring this statue to life…here it just seems that this statue (AND PERHAPS ALL STATUES) are naturally sentient and if you ask for their help desperately enough they will leap into heroic action :D

queer-trans-amazon

That statue is probably more worthy of a power ring then Hal is worthy of a statue

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I mean that statue has never done any mass murders or dated a space teenager so already I trust it more than Hal <3

locuas642

they must also have an unfathomable amount of willpower to be able to stand still for years without moving.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I approve of your theory that they could have moved at any time and just chose to now :D

merelygifted

…here it just seems that this statue (AND PERHAPS ALL STATUES) are naturally sentient and if you ask for their help desperately enough they will leap into heroic action :D

How terribly Egyptian.