About a week ago some friends of mine were streaming Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster, and we did some riffing and uhhhhh this happened I guess.
I miss my wife, Godzilla…
I’m pretty sure this started as me wanting to make a “I miss my wife, Tails” joke with Rodan and then reverse engineering a scenario where it would fit from there.
Now I’m just thinking about Ghidorah making a call out post on Twitter.
“I’m going even higher! I’m going to piss on VENUS! I PISSED ON VENUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, GODZILLA, YOU IDIOT? You have twenty four hours until the piss droplets hit the earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too.”
…don’t tempt me.
Though I’d probably change the recipient to Gamera, since part of what makes the “HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?” part funny is that Obama isn’t involved in the plot of the video at all, which makes the anger being directed at him all the more bizarre and funny.
And then, later:
Gigan: You got drunk and went on this crazy rant. You called out Gamera.
Ghidorah: Wha- I wouldn’t do that, why would - Gamera is an upstanding member of the community I … I wouldn’t do that…