curliestofcrowns

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

parentheticalaside

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

nezclaw

it’s free real estate

bemusedlybespectacled

direct action

Source: curliestofcrowns