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Honestly surprised how humanizations make Spacegodzilla the oldest

dberl:

virovac:

Because I instead see this edgelord 

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and my mind goes to 

Steroid abuser who is really big on “alternative medicine” involving crystals.

How could he be old?  I mean, all of the wonky explanations for his existence they offer in the movie rely on Godzilla’s DNA ending up in space after a relatively recent battle, so wouldn’t he be a baby?  I mean, space is weird so you could have some kind of time dilation effect that makes him older, but that would certainly not be my first instinct.