me as a kindergarten teacher: ok class lets review our “Who We Love” art projects! timmy, who did you draw?

timmy: i drew my mommy because she-

me: haha wow, feminist virtue signaling much? we get it, cuck! ‘Womyn R Peeple 2′ !! haha fucking christ… EPIC cringe level over 9000… kek. did anyone here NOT draw a god forsaken female? i will not be awarding brownie points for you wusses kissing sjw ass.

They fail to mention that there’s a blue-canned variation with superman and batman on it, usually stocked right next to these

Important question: Was Batman or Superman in the foreground of that can?