Y’know, I never did figure out how being a Catholic would work in a fictional setting where Rome is a smoldering crater
Oh okay well that makes things much easier
[Jules voice {which in my head sounds like Spinel from the Steven Universe movie}] “Bless me, Fathah, for I have done …. a whole lot of sins, but if we’re bein honest I’m only sorry for about half of ‘em.”
“Gimme like 5 minutes, I’m gonna go pehfohm an act of perfect contrition so I can go kill Dracula in a state of grace”