skarchomp

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

skarchomp

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

skarchomp

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

serpentking456

The “septic bacteria” thing is a myth. Komodo Dragons have venom glands, but they don’t even play a very big role in bringing down their prey, as studies show they hunt in a manner that’s actually very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators (as described in this fantastic Imgur post http://imgur.com/gallery/RUeB9 ).

tharook

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size in a manner that’s very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators