crinosg:

stavarosthearcane:

mushabon:

thebearcametoo:

mushabon:

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

You made this 1000x better

Who wouldn’t aspire to be a stylishly dressed Were-bear with a beautiful nude woman on their back providing musical accompaniment as you drive unwanted trespassers from the steps of your stately residence?

Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

Belle: Beast, I have to go back to my father, your magic mirror showed he was sick.

Beast: Really? Let me see…. Huh, actually it look like some guy called Gaston is going to have him committed.

Belle: What now? *Grabs mirror*

Beast: you know that guy? he seems like a douche.

Belle: Beast…. Honey…. you wanna get out of the house for a few hours?

Beast: Against my better judgement, I’m gonna say yes.

*Later*

Belle: FLEE MORTALS, I AM ARTEMIS, GODDESS OF THE WILD HUNT, AND I HAVE COME FOR YOU.

Beast: HEY NOT THAT I’M NOT HAVING FUN BUT WHY ARE YOU NAKED?

Belle: ARTEMIS, GODDESS OF THE WILD HUNT DOES NOT REQUIRE CLOTHES.

Beast: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU BEFORE AND I’M NOT GONNA LIE I KIND OF DIG IT.

Belle: YEAH I’M HAVING FUN TOO. HEY ITS LEFOU, GASTON’S LITTLE CHEERLEADER. GET HIM!

Beast: YES MA’AM!

Fairy: *Watching in the distance*: You know I was gonna turn him back, but it looks like they’re having fun so I’ll come back tomorrow.