Scientist 1, an absolute slut for Christmas: EARLY CHRISTMAS IS GOOD FOR YOU
Scientist 2, ready to burn every Christmas tree within a 10 mile radius because it's not even Thanksgiving yet: IF I HEAR A SINGLE JINGLE BELL, I WILL DIE
Obvious solution: silently decorate your tree. Yay!
decorating your tree is a choice, it’s enrichment, it makes your environment better ( to your standards) and brings your family together
christmas music is everywhere, it’s inescapable, if you work retail you have to hear it 8 hours a day, and if you’re not Christian or have issues with Christmas it drives you even battier than usual
makes sense to me