Some things I love about "The Satanic Rites of Dracula"

Awwe, Dracula bought all his henchmen matching jackets! That's adorable!

So he keeps his brides chained up in a basement filled with nets, hammers, wooden stakes and an overhead sprinkler system? I guess it's cheaper than divorce...

JR: "By Gawd King!"

"There can be no escape from Count Dracula!"

"...Except that... Damnit! Someone bring the car around!"

Hilariously misplaced Christ imagery!

"Hmm... yes, that'll do..."